Hey Playas, how you been? I only have time to post the results!

MAY 5, 2005
BAD, BAD MAN

Last week Eddie Guerrero made a statement by doing nothing. Latino Heat watched indifferently as Rey Mysterio was pinned and eventually pummeled by WWE Tag Team Champions MNM.

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This week, Eddie’s actions spoke louder than any words as SmackDown! visited Trenton, New Jersey. Early in the night, Mysterio came to the ring looking for answers from Eddie Guerrero.

Mysterio even challenged Guerrero to a fight, but Eddie declined and walked to the back. Later, General Manager Theodore Long arranged a Street Fight between Mysterio and Chavo Guerrero, whose constant meddling has been annoying Rey for weeks.

Mysterio would win a thrilling Street Fight that included a steel chair and ladder. MNM would come out and join Chavo for another post-match attack on Rey until Eddie Guerrero crashed the ring and cleared house.

However, Eddie wasn’t there to make up with Mysterio. He sent Mysterio down with a clothesline, tossed him head first into the ring post and then suplexed him on the steel steps, leaving him a bloody mess as the show closed. WATCH: 56k | 300k

Meanwhile, the WWE Championship rematch between John Cena and JBL at Judgment Day on May 22 got a little more interesting Thursday. Cena proposed he would defend his championship in an “I Quit” Match against JBL. Pinfalls, submissions and disqualifications are meaningless. The only way to defeat your opponent is to make them utter the phrase “I Quit.” WATCH: 56k | 300k

Later in the show, Cena’s “Bad, Bad Man” video made its world premiere. His debut album, “You Can’t See Me,” hits stores on Tuesday, May 10. WATCH: 56k | 300k

Also, another match was added to the Judgment Day card when Booker T accepted Kurt Angle’s challenge. After Angle insulted Booker’s wife Sharmell, Booker T brawled with Angle, who eventually got away with a low blow and nearly put the ankle lock on Sharmell.

Angle was fuming after Sharmell had slapped Angle in the face six times with Booker T holding the Olympic Champion.

In other matches, Booker T defeated United States Champion Orlando Jordan in a non-title match and WWE Tag Team Champions MNM defeated Scotty 2 Hotty & Shannon Moore.

Also, Carlito, making his return to the ring after a shoulder injury, defeated Hardcore Holly and then announced Big Show would be his guest on the Cabana next week, informing the crowd he was going to make Big Show an offer he couldn’t refuse.

EXCLUSIVE VIDEO

Heidenreich reads a poem to the SD! Divas: WATCH: 56k | 300k

MATCH RESULTS

Matt Morgan def. local wrestler

WWE Tag Team Champions MNM def. Scotty 2 Hotty & Shannon Moore

Booker T def. United States Champion Orlando Jordan (non-title)

Carlito def. Hardcore Holly

Rey Mysterio def. Chavo Guerrero in a Street Fight   Holla, Holla, Holla!   I know that this draft is coming up but I promise to try to keep my top Superstars there! I said "try" so don't attack me!   Teddy Long GM of Smackdown!

Holla Holla Holla!

Well, Smackdown was a bit more interesting than RAW. MNM won the tag team titles and although I'm not a fan of them, congrats. Rey and Eddie, you are always welcome to a tag team rematch. Just leave me a message about that, playa! As you know, I brought Matt Morgan back to the WWE. He WAS on Smackdown! in 2003 around Survivor Series. Another episode of Carlito's Cabana was on and Eddie was the guest. I agree with Eddie, that fool says "cool" too much. I'd like to thank the Brooklyn (Boston) Brawler for dropping by. If you weren't so incompetent for provoking John Heidenreich then you wouldn't have lost.

NEXT WEEK...

Fatal 4-Way For a WWE Championship Title Shot with John Cena-

JBL

Kurt Angle

Booker T and the

Big Show

will be participating. That was one thing that went RIGHT that night.

SERIOUS MATTERS:

Melina, Mercury, Nitro all of you have a fine to pay for the defacing of Mr. Eddie Guerrero's lowrider. If you have the guts, please contact him personally and see what you owe. If you playas ain't got the money, GO TO THE BANK.

That's all I have to say except for congrats to John Cena, Heidenreich, and Matt Morgan for winning their matches.

Teddy Long

GM of Smackdown!

Holla Holla Holla!

I am glad to say that I have permitted Carlito to have his own show, Carlito's Cabana. We'll keep on having it and see how it goes. I had "MNM" make its entrance and I'd like to welcome them as well. I also have my tournament going on during Smackdown! The finalists are...

JBL and Kurt Angle

Next week is Show vs Booker T

This is a great tournament and I hope all the fans are enjoying it. John Cena, I've got to say that your new WWE Championship Title is tight, playa! Sorry that JBL almost ruined your party. In other news, Torrie defeated Dawn Marie. (I had NO favorite for that match, because they're pretty cool playettes) I gotta get ready to go to New York City for the RAW and Smackdown! Supershow. I hope all of you SD fans are watching.

Holla, Holla, Holla (Playa!)

Teddy Long

GM of Smackdown!

Congrats to the New Champ, John Cena!

Holla holla holla playas. I'm about to board a plane so this has to be quick. Smackdown! had two successful victories over the RAW brand. I can't say I was rooting for Kurt Angle because I recall him being a terrible GM. Well playas, I stopped controllin' Carlito due to complaints. I wasn't controllin' him necessarily though. 

You better watch Smackdown! on Thursday! It'll be great.

Teddy Long

Holla Holla Holla! I'd love to tell you about the Smackdown! taping but you'd just have to see for yourself. Mr. Bischoff, MY main-eventers don't "slap" each other. Well, that's all for now. Carlito was a funny Elvis, wasn't he? Oh yeah, Dawn if you love Smackdown! (and if you're not Carlito) you are welcome to Playa-ade.

Teddy Long

GM of Smackdown! (Playa!)